I'll marsh mellow your mom 

Some disterbing s** position

I'll marsh mellow your mom -Phil Lester 2017

I'll marsh mellow your mom by Ell lesowell November 5, 2017

Don't tell me tell your mom 

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.

David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.

Don't tell me tell your mom by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020

Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).

Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER by TheFavoriteOfSeven December 22, 2020

That's what Rob's Mom said. 

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.

Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."

That's what Rob's Mom said. by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005

your mom 

a good comeback people use when they got nothin better to say

-what the hell did you just do?! ''your mom''

-i got and A on the test, what did you get? "your mom".

your mom by beachbum303 November 27, 2010

your mom's legs 

come back to when someone asks "What's up?"

Chris: "Hey man, what's up?"
Taylor: "your mom's legs!!!!!!"..."OHHHHH!!!!!"

your mom's legs by krystophoria July 3, 2011

soccer mom

The inventors of some of the most decadent things to come in the world such as the minivan, V-chip, ESRB and censorship.

Too bad the soccer mom doesn't exist so we don't have to deal with this useless shit.

soccer mom by R.F June 4, 2012