What you call your annoyong brother who always talks down to you and is rude in a condescending tone.
He called me just to complain about his ex-wife. He thought I was in the wrong offering advice and when he began to talk to me in his rude obnoxiuos voice I qiuckly called him fuck lips.
by buttmunchidiot September 2, 2011
Get the Fuck Lips mug.When you get a coffee from an establishment (Tim Hortons) and you would like the open/sipping part of the lid to be placed on the seam of the cup. This prevents the seam of the cup from impeding the seal of the lid causing the coffee to spill on you.
by jaslan September 15, 2011
Get the lip on seam mug.by Craig Van Schlick October 9, 2023
Get the Lemon Lips mug.When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.
I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.
by KTHaven November 4, 2023
Get the Candied Pig Lips mug.The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.
Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.
by Timber lips November 4, 2023
Get the Timber Lips mug.The person at the drinking event who walks around with a handle offering everybody sips from the bottle. This person is usually hammered already and insists you take a swig.
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