Hym "DO NOT FORGET... To count the number of kids that die... And plaster that motherfucker on your forehead. You got a lot of room and the parents are going to need to know exactly who to kill. What you are doing there is the wrong response to what I'm going here. 'Don't worry, we're going to kill you' he says but what happens afterwards? We cross our fingers and hope we don't get too many of our own kids murdered. That's all we can do if we ommit the only non-getting-our-own-kids-killed option.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2024
Get the Don't worry, we're going to kill you mug.To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Follow My, I, Angel JOse RObles' Steps ANd I, ANgel JOse RObles WIll Kill YOu<.7.9.7.6.> mug.What most expect a tactical nuke, preferably a nuclear ICBM, they get scammed and are either given one of two things:
Scars.
Partial-complete insanity.
Scars.
Partial-complete insanity.
Sergeant Rudolf Steiner, one of the squad leaders of the 0th Penal Battalion: “After I killed so many enemies, maybe even obtaining a 25 Kill Streak, I expected a tactical nuke, but only got PTSD.”
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Get the 25 Kill Streak mug.By far the best Metallica album followed by Ride the Lightning and Master Of Puppets. Kill 'Em All thrashy, melodic, had blistering solos, and I just love everything about the album. Also, Hit The Lights is my favourite Metallica song and probably the best opening to an album in the history of music. It's full of raw energy. Dave Mustaine also wrote some of the riffs which is pretty telling because if you listen to Mechanix by Megadeth and The Four Horsemen side by side, then you can tell Dave wrote the riff.
Songs in order:
1. Hit The Lights
2. The Four Horsemen
3. Motorbreath
4. Jump In The Fire
5. Pulling Teeth (Anaesthesia)
6. Whiplash
7. Phantom Lord
8. No Remorse
9. Seek & Destroy
10. Metal Militia
Songs in order:
1. Hit The Lights
2. The Four Horsemen
3. Motorbreath
4. Jump In The Fire
5. Pulling Teeth (Anaesthesia)
6. Whiplash
7. Phantom Lord
8. No Remorse
9. Seek & Destroy
10. Metal Militia
Kill 'Em All is not only the best Metallica album, but the best album in music history. Not one bad song in it.
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