Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy

Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!

by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

friendly kick

A kick or 808 that is absolutely in no world friendly but makes the speakers shake.

Dickrider: The combination of the kick sound and the 808 is the perfect- like they match each other perfectly...

J Cole: Yeah they do...

Dickrider: They sit like here's the kick and here's the 808 and they just like-

J Cole: That's cuz that kick is friendly yo, that kick

Friendly kick: pblblbpblblbb

by gaycin December 23, 2021

kick

When one being lifts their leg in the air to inflict pain on another individual's body parts.

1. OH NO I had to kick my friend because he was too UGLY!
2. You're so UGLY that every time I pass you I instinctively kick you in the face.

by PsuedosTheFool March 31, 2022

General Kick Buttowski

This dude is the worst! Most negative experience ever! Every blog post he made was garbage! sites'.'google'.'com/view/general-kick-buttowski-cuckoo/

General Kick Buttowski, more like, general butt kicks.

by ProphetProteus April 1, 2022