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Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
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Hot instagram model, bottom, twink, and goes for straight men only.
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A Kevin, especially a second generation Kevin, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. He never fails to make you laugh. Kevin is always there when you need him and knows exactly what to say at the right time. No matter how stubborn you may be, a Kevin knows how to bring you back down to Earth
KEVIN also have a big penis
A Kevin, especially a second generation Kevin, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. He never fails to make you laugh. Kevin is always there when you need him and knows exactly what to say at the right time. No matter how stubborn you may be, a Kevin knows how to bring you back down to Earth
KEVIN also have a big penis
by anonymous January 22, 2022
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when something is bad
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
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OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by anonymous April 2, 2022
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Kevin

Dumb , watches anime porn, can’t see his dick , gay ,cums in dudes named green.
Hey did you see Kevin .yeah he was with green in the bath room
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Kevin

Kevin is a very common name for people. They are typically people who are white and does not have a big cock. They are quite smart and loves masturbating
Yoo look at kevin's cock so tiny
by Asian Kevin January 24, 2022
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