Kevin

An Egotistical Fucking Asshole.

haven’t you meet Kevin

yeah… why
he’s an egotistical fucking ass hole right

by Curly fry$ May 30, 2022

Kevin

A middle school kid with an amazing singing voice, an awesome sense of humor, and can make you laugh at any time. An amazing dancer, nice to his best friends, and brighten anyone’s day. It’s glad to have a friend like Kevin.

I have an actual friend named Kevin, and this is what best describes him.

by weeby mcweeberton April 19, 2022

KEVIN

A fat black kid that likes Cheetos says he has sex a the time but doesn't and likes to cry himself to sleep every night. he lies to him self that he's not fat but we know he is. unlike Miguel he is cool and has sex all the time. don't be like Kevin be like Miguel.

Kevin is gay but Miguel is cool and has SEX with his massive horse COCK

by jjbjbb December 14, 2021

The Kevin Special

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.

Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.

by JonnyBravo2410 December 8, 2023

Kevin

Annoying, Loud, Short

You are being such a Kevin!

by hgdfjhsdgfbdh January 25, 2023

Kevin

Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.

Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.

by americanizedshqiptar January 25, 2025

Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.

Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.

by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023