A true-blue bloke with a ginormous cock
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by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021
Get the Jake mug.Jake is mostly know as a complete bender with most people and all the others dont really acknowlege his existence.
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!
by Shuff885 November 23, 2021
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by Beastbunger November 23, 2021
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Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
by some_freaking_guy December 2, 2020
Get the jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants mug.One of the beat people you’ll ever meet. Jakes are kind hearted family boys with love to share around. Usually the popular one of the group that people tend to gravitate towards. Always ends up marrying a woman with a typical white girl name
He looks like a Jake
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