Fake

When a person is your friend one day and then the next they ignore you and act like you don’t exist.

Wow. You’re so fake.

by 😂✌️😒🤤 December 18, 2018

Fake friend

Someone who uses you for their own personal gain
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong

A backstabber

Shares your secrets with other people

Never listens

Ignores you until they need you

Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down

Makes excuses for why they can't hang

You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"

Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time

Fake Friend: "But its true this time"

by Annoy mus 1 2 3 December 29, 2018

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who pretends to be there for you. But at the end of the day, they start gossip and they don’t help you at all. They can be super snobby and rude. they act like they care, but they don’t.

“look at maggie”
“she’s such a fake friend”

by Angelic hair 12 January 9, 2019

Fake

God

person 1. Reeeeeee
person 2. Oh shit fake god is here

by Mr San0man January 10, 2019

#fakeness

the state of being fake

what’s scary bout success is all the bullsheeeet that comes with it. #fakeness

by BumStatusYo January 10, 2019

Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

Fake fishing

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies

I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018