fake bitch

a white, British girl who is 5'6 and calls grilled cheese "toastie"
oh that girl in the Subaru? that's that fake bitch
by you.already.know.boii February 21, 2022
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Fake bitch

That friend who always asks "OMG can I borrow that just to try it?" and never gives it back
"that fake bitch still owes me my lego figure"
by Godisagamer January 19, 2019
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Fake jeep

A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.
“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
by Merciless dump July 28, 2023
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fakely

i did that very fakely
by s09h13 May 03, 2021
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triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)
when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔
by kribba April 19, 2024
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fake meth

Fake Dope...meth that gets you high but wont show on urine tests
I was able to get high off fake meth fake dope people at treatment never knew because i tested clean
by Skittles72 September 12, 2017
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Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha
Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up
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