Ukrainian farm dragon

Scientific name: Agricola dragonensis ukraini

The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.

Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.

by Barok Espinoza April 12, 2022

California ice dragon

Cumming in someone’s ice cube in a drink and melting it

I cummed in someone’s drink= California ice dragon

by Moe69420 April 19, 2022

Illinois Fire Dragon

When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.

Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.

by Buggnuts January 25, 2022

Super Omega Dragon

An amazing youtuber who sang incy wincy spider

I sang incy wincy spider like Super Omega Dragon

by sodfan September 15, 2021

Dragon Lady

Female genitalia, including the labia.

Her dragon lady was neatly trimed with minimal flapage.

by Dan H October 27, 2003

dragon ball z

anime, great in jap w/swearing and blood ('xept high pitch male voices!) but crap once edited by gay tv fag assholes

by cracker jack April 26, 2003

white dragon

a uncommmon name for hepatitis

Health is gay but I'm glad I learned about White Dragon...

stay abstinent kids.

by DuTchess April 27, 2008