Ukrainian farm dragon

Scientific name: Agricola dragonensis ukraini

The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.

Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.

by Barok Espinoza April 12, 2022

dutch angle dragon

A mythical creature commonly seen in the furry fandom
(noun)

My Dutch angle dragon is so cool

by PotaoesAreTasty December 2, 2020

Dragon ball cheese

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Chin gave me the best dragon ball cheese last night.

by Alex from Mars. July 7, 2020

Ride the Red Dragon

When a girl is on her period and you have sex any way.

I was with Tina last night and I decided to ride the red dragon, we had a blast.

by Wilson Rain December 18, 2020

Dragon Lady

Female genitalia, including the labia.

Her dragon lady was neatly trimed with minimal flapage.

by Dan H October 27, 2003

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anime, great in jap w/swearing and blood ('xept high pitch male voices!) but crap once edited by gay tv fag assholes

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white dragon

a uncommmon name for hepatitis

Health is gay but I'm glad I learned about White Dragon...

stay abstinent kids.

by DuTchess April 27, 2008