real

the word someone uses when they are crying for help 🤭

*depressing slideshow* “real”

by Leila / imafatdyke 😍 August 8, 2022

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!

“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”

by oneuspaved September 12, 2021

Real Bunny Hours

The time between 11pm and 1am where boys become extremely horny and want to fuck anything that moves.

Chad:” Bro I entered real bunny hours last night and almost cheated on my girl”

Tanner:” Yeah bro real bunny hours make your penis take control”

by Real Meme Man February 8, 2018

Real

Josiah Alexander Powell

Person 1: Ur fake smhhh
Person 2: search “real” in the urban dictionary

by Ice cream holster April 30, 2021

real rider

Someone that rides with you through everything and still has your back no matter what….

She cared for him so much that no matter what he did outta her site, she still was there for him like A REAL RIDER,suppose to for someone she truly cares about.

by Lyte Bryte April 6, 2024

Real

Real

I hate my life

"real"

by petarwa June 28, 2023