Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr July 18, 2013

lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)

Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.

by TOS T1000 October 13, 2013

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

by pettibzb November 23, 2011

One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

galaxy asshole

It’s definitely not loose

That dude totally has a galaxy asshole

by Hippiepowers January 18, 2023