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Smug Asshole
A highly self-satisfied and obnoxious person who acts superior to others. They combine the complacent, irritating "know-it-all" attitude of being smug with the entitled, inconsiderate, and dismissive behavior of an asshole.
Smug Asshole by Gloryroad May 27, 2026
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elgs asshole
Person 1: hey did you come inside elgs asshole yet?
Person 2: oh yea dude it was the greatest shit ever!
Person 1: HELL YEA BANANA BREAD TUNGSTEN CUBES FIGHTER JETS AT WORK
Person 2: oh yea dude it was the greatest shit ever!
Person 1: HELL YEA BANANA BREAD TUNGSTEN CUBES FIGHTER JETS AT WORK
elgs asshole by meatballdefinitions July 4, 2026
Five foot asshole
A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
Five foot asshole by BShigure January 27, 2011
brown Winter in your asshole
Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
brown Winter in your asshole by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011
One Beer Asshole
Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
One Beer Asshole by fred ledge September 11, 2011
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday by pettibzb November 23, 2011