bleached asshole

someone who is insanely beautiful but also an asshole

“he’s a bit of a bleached asshole”

bleached asshole by fredbigs67 May 2, 2026

Five foot asshole 

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.

Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.

Five foot asshole by BShigure January 27, 2011

brown Winter in your asshole 

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

brown Winter in your asshole by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

One Beer Asshole 

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

One Beer Asshole by fred ledge September 11, 2011

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday 

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday by pettibzb November 23, 2011

Cock Biting Asshole 

A cock biting asshole is a whole new level of a asshole it is to the point of where you do not care about what people say,think or do

"Wow he parked in a handicapped parking lot"
"Wow what a Cock Biting Asshole"

Cock Biting Asshole by JFG InstaKill October 24, 2015

Finger out of asshole 

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

Finger out of asshole by Mr Confident July 12, 2016