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Love us or hate us, think about the huge, positive influence we've had on other countries: DEMOCRACY. Yes, the Greeks may have pioneered the concept, but had it not been for America's successful experimentation with it, you'd still be living under a tyrant.

Also, the highest-rated definitions of this word SICKEN ME. You say we make so many ignorant stereotypes, when you made one yourself right there! Remember, stereotypes hurt everybody.

I DON'T EAT FAST FOOD, AND I DON'T OWN A GUN....yet. Hell, at some point I'm gonna need it! So'll you!
Anyone who disgraces true American culture in front of my face will be slapped.
American by StayAwayFromNewJersey February 19, 2011
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From Americo Vespucci, a Florentine, who pretended to have first discovered the western continent.

America is one of the great continents, first discovered by Christopher Colombus in August 1st, 1942. It extends from the eightieth degree of north, to the fifty-fourth degree of south latitude; and from the thirty-fifth to the one hundred and fifty-sixth degree of longtitude west from Greenwich, being about nine thousand miles in length. Its breadth at Darien is narrowed to about forty-five miles, but at the northern extremity is nearly four thousand miles.

America is more than a physical unity, it is a whole of societies and spaces that share a common history. This history commences in 1492, when by the hands of Europe, America enters the history of the rest of the world. Europe "discovered" what, to her, was a "new world" and colonized it.

For diverse reasons America, can be divided into:

* North, Central and South America: Physical Reason. (They are subcontinents, not continents).

* Political and Cultural: Anglo-America and Latin America.
Teacher: Pupils, today I shall teach you about America, the big mass of land in which our country, the United States is. So, draw out your maps of the American continent.

Pupil: But... Miss, I have heard that the continent is called The Americas... is that right?

Teacher: No, it isn't. It is a big mistake. The name of the country is America. Yet, There are too many nationalist United Statesians they want everybody to call our country America. That's why.
America by Ezechiel January 7, 2007

south america 

A continent with beautiful women, a wonderful culture and both amazing natural and man made sights. Nevertheless what most people forget is that the travel shows on TV from which you have seen never show the slums of millions of extremely poor people living just outside the cities.

Do not think South America is a safe place for you and your buddies to get laid by some sexy Latinos, it is stricken with crime and poverty.

Maybe you could do something about it.
Tourist: 'Hey man! you wanna go walk around the slums and pick up some girls?'

Local: 'No, it can be very dangerous for tourists there. Even in the better off places, watch your pockets. South America's poverty isn't shown in the lime light very often'
south america by Herojuana January 9, 2008

American democratic socialism 

What the rest of the world calls social democracy. Much like American football, we’ve created our own definition. After years of political scientists cringing at misuse of the word, people are throwing their hands up, and accepting that in the US, socialism means something completely different than it does literally anywhere else.
Person 1: I thought socialists wanted to “seize the means of production.”
Person 2: Bernie advocates American democratic socialism. He doesn’t want any of that.

American Sunday 

The sexual act of putting your balls on ice creme adding whip creme And have your partner eat it.
She came while giving me an American sunday
American Sunday by Badegg321 September 6, 2010

American Rutter 

When two men stand erect penis tip to tip and one strokes both dicks with one hand then when the the time comes. It's a n all out cum duel.
Dario: ready? Bartolo: yes. Dario: ready... Aim.... Fire! Now that's an American rutter.
American Rutter by Namroab December 16, 2011

American Tickler 

When you have a mohawk and you rub it on a woman's vagina really fast and tickle it.
Remember that girl from last night,I gave her a American Tickler!!!