See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.
Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.
The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.
In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.
The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.
In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"
Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
by Hashtag Approval Dumpling December 14, 2024
Get the Procrasto Assholemug. Ex boyfriends that break up with you over text and date the girl they talked shut about while dating you
by Syd the sloth September 7, 2016
Get the Assholemug. 
A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.
1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.
2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.
3.) What's wrong with you asshole!
4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?
Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.
Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!
Lucy: ...
2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.
3.) What's wrong with you asshole!
4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?
Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.
Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!
Lucy: ...
by elburro90 June 25, 2014
Get the assholemug. by alaskan 101 May 2, 2019
Get the assholemug. More commonly known as Sam Pepper, the asshole resorts to inhumane acts of sexual abuse when he feels like gaining some recognition online. When all fails, the asshole decides to lie like a little bitch and call it a social experiment eventhough said asshole knows it is still not right. The asshole may also pretend to kill someone in front of their best friend and make the other person break down in front of him, then scares the shit out of him by making the supposedly dead boy come back to like and jump scare his best friend, possibly scarring the boy for life and giving him mental health issues. BUT IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, RIGHT?!?
Beth: Ew look at that asshole grabbing little girls butts.
Amy: You mean that little Sam Pepper bitch.
Beth: Yeah.
Martha: Call the authorities.
~ Beth xxx
Amy: You mean that little Sam Pepper bitch.
Beth: Yeah.
Martha: Call the authorities.
~ Beth xxx
by _MyBlankDescription_ aka. Beth September 12, 2016
Get the Assholemug.