Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 9, 2018

goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus

“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous

by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018

potato

Refers to ones appearance.(Normally a female, specifically a white female)
Specifically referring to when they do not look good, or raw, or "ugly".

"I look so great in this selfie, but in real life I just look like a potato..."

by AlwaysOliver August 2, 2016

Potato King

A amazing friend, I love him so much <3

Potato King looks hot today

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.

Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.

by Mk my g November 4, 2019

big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.

big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries

by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023

Potato

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

by Hoho Seeshow March 2, 2020