Red Telephone

The red, rotary-dial telephone used to start World War Three. May also cause random nuclear wars and Presidential assassinations. Use with caution.

"Dude, I've completely lost faith in humanity. What should I do?"
"Go ring the red telephone. It'll make everything better."

by Mr. Meowmeow9 October 15, 2012

Kenny Red

When a person goes extremely red for no apparent reason, even the smallest thing can set the redness of. The term Kenny Red was created for a young college boy who couldn't control his redness which lead to the expression 'Kenny Red'

Boy: Hey Kenny you've got a boner

Kenny: No i Haven't you liar (begins to turn red)
Class students: KENNY RED, KENNY RED

by kenny red September 2, 2013

peeing red

Snowboarder slang: a praising exclamation for an epic maneuver successfully accomplished but with some pain or injury.

"Whoa Dude! How did you survive that epic booter? Peeing red!!!"

by CoyoteLoki September 24, 2013

Red sprinkler

The act of going down on a girl while she is menstrating and urinating simutanlisly.

Kim was willing to give me my first blumpkin in exchange for a red sprinkler.

by Syracuse13021 August 12, 2011

Red Snart

When someone sneezes and sharts at the same time. Also a bit of period comes out.

See Madi over there? She just pulled off a Red Snart. Now that's talent!

by DANIELE'S THE BEST! June 27, 2011

red slushee

When an individual shits blood in the snow.

Jimmy took a break from building a snowman to make a red slushee behind a bush.

by *!SlamWi53!* August 16, 2017

red 102.3

The best radio station ever in Carlisle PA which plays new country and the legends.

Red 102.3 is the reason I don't lock my knob on Bob!

by Hank The Redneck August 18, 2017