douche chill

A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.

Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...

by sammabanana August 12, 2007

douche nozzel

a douche nozzel is a person that is a panzy ass mofo that runs from everything hense the nozzel part

dude your a douche nozzel, face your reality

by jesterkrew666 February 19, 2009

Douche Bag

A man whos life revolves around Diablo and then gets a hot girlfriend.

Pete is such a douchebag

by Borg February 28, 2004

Douche Noodle

The act of having intercourse with a woman who has just douched or is in the process of doucheing, but going limp before getting off. the guy usually still tries desperately to get off, but just ends up making a big mess.

Ralph needed to pork Carol so bad he couldn't wait until she finished doucheing. but he is such a chump he ended up with a douche noodle before he could finish.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

douche-bag

1 - One who exceeds past the normal act of being a douche bag, thus making them an extremely gigantic douche.

2 - One may also reference such persons to being a douche hyphen bag, or simply a hyphen bag.

1. Dude, he just clogged your toilette and then left, what a douche-bag.

2. He didn't do any of the work on the project, yet he claimed to have done it all, what a hyphen bag.

by Dan Peterson January 4, 2009

douche music

Any genre of techno that has a rhythmic bass beat in the background. Douche, douche, douche, douche is how it will sound.

What Asians listen to.

"Dude, they played THE most AMAZING douche music last weekend at the club."

Hannah:Lets listen to aphex twins!
Jared: Pump up the douche!

by Jared Fucking Jackson January 14, 2008

douche bag

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005