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David

will never hit puberty and secreatly has a vagina
David's bitch left him because he has no dick
by goja3456 December 14, 2021
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David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."
by NAFOMan December 22, 2023
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David

by dagoatdie November 10, 2020
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David

David is a great guy who struggles with understanding that he’s an amazing, funny person. From the small Kirby emotes on Discord to his comments under social media posts. It’s always fun to talk with him in dms or on voice chat.
David, the Kaneki kinnie
by Cassidy14 March 12, 2021
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David

David is the type of person to make you smile when you're sad. He picks you up and many others just with hid personality. He is a gentleman and a goof ball. He has a level head and is incredibly smart. He's a gamer like no other, able to show you many ropes. He's someone you can count on. A bestfriend, someone so perfect to fall in love with. He is the cutest guy you will meet, inside and out. I love you David. Not just in a friend way-
Man. I fucking love David.
by Strawberryqueen.05 November 14, 2020
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David Jo

David jo is the coolest Asian you will ever meet. He has sexy curly hair and pulls hella bitches and does dumb/funny shit with his best friend Talon
David fucking Jo, It’s David Jo
by Numnut84 December 9, 2019
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Pulling a David

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.
Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.
by Victor Blackmarsh May 13, 2024
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