Ice your boner

When one of your friends gets to excited and they need to calm down.

John: You ready yet let's go!
George: Bro, ice your boner i gotta roll this joint first.

by Cruz Johnson September 14, 2010

bang in your face

Used by Radio 1 (UK) DJ Tim Westwood (see wigger). The phrase is used to denote a track or compilation of tracks that Mr Westwood believes you may enjoy. The phrase, along with others are most commonly shouted in an over exaggerated manner.

This album is full of the latest licks and big hip-hop things. This album will BANG IN YOUR FACE!!!!!

by Jim Birtwisle January 22, 2008

Your Balls Are Beef

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.

Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".

by Seanyo October 18, 2008

in your own backyard

Something that is happening in close proximity to you and often you are unaware of it.

Susie: My child does not do drugs
Alison: Uh, yeah, yeah she does. It's happening in your own backyard

by loulou62849 April 28, 2014

Dry your eyes

Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'

Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy

by yomomasdildo May 24, 2015

shut your fuck

when you stroke out on your keyboard and type "shut your fuck" instead of "shut the fuck up,"

Person A: You look so stupid in that picture! LOL
Person B: Shut your fuck

by kevinlegnard December 13, 2018

Pop your tuck

When a man in drag gets a hardon, his tucked bits may pop the tape holding them in discreet position.

When you saw his ass, did you pop your tuck?

by FatBetty January 6, 2019