by clownshit November 04, 2019
This person is a soldier of God, who isn't afraid of anything. He is the greatest in the world and no one can stop him from succeding. Everyone loves and worships him.
by Coolingmanyeah August 28, 2023
An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
A sad, depressed, shell of a man that once was amazing. Typically has a sister, her looks being her only good trait.
by Billy Bridger November 13, 2024
An absolute baddie that is consistently accused of slaying the runway. Has a super cute baddie girlfriend named hazel so paws off. is part time gay for the homies but is accepted for it. when asked what his favorite activities included, he stated: Talking to hazel, hanging out with hazel, and banging his homies. favorite foods: rizz ravioli, huzz hotdogs, and alpha apples. prefers apples to be skinned and cut into cubes. bonus points if cubes have hazels name tattooed onto them with permanent marker. Wishes to look like beyonce in a pink wig for his future career.
thomas lee steele is definitely from ohio
by thehuzzness December 15, 2024
A name used to describe a hard core gamer that has no friends . He is often plays multiplayer games to feel like he has friends, but everybody shits on him.
by Hi I'm on urban dictionary November 06, 2020
She is the most beautiful woman in the world and prob should get with a mexican like a omar or something im not sure but people with this name are so fucking gorges and deserve the whole UNIVERSE!!!
by Hopefiend May 23, 2020