The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

chubby wubby waffle

basically hoda

oh sarah did you see that chubby wubby waffle"

by sarahdan January 27, 2017

Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.

"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "

by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022

Waffling

A sentence enhancer that roughly equates to "rambling" or to go on about.

(Reading unhinged rant on Twitter)

George: "What is blood waffling about?😫"

by GrandpaBalls November 17, 2022

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019

Eggy waffle

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while

It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.

by Stayout February 21, 2019

Syruppy Waffle

Similar to the Dutch oven, when one pulls the covers over their partner's head and then proceeds to flatulate. However, instead of a fart, diarrhea surprise for all parties involved.

Annie went to give Sam the ole Dutch oven, but the Chinese food from last night had other ideas and Sam got the Syruppy Waffle surprise instead. Sam threw up and the bed needed to be burned.

by Donbojim January 21, 2024