ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist

ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)

by dfewfdfsdf November 24, 2021

ur mom

your mom

“bro you suck”
“ur mom”

by chickenlvr07 November 23, 2021

Ure

Ure is a Nigerian babe who don’t take no shit.

How you know Ure? That’s a bad bitch

by 1onlyure November 23, 2021

Ur mom

I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

by Milf playa November 23, 2021

ur mom gay

ur mom gay

go get that ur mom gay mug

by micchael hoyou May 16, 2023

Ur Mom

She's your Mom, and her name is Ur Mom. She is definitely, probably, totally Ur Mom.

Billy:Hey how are you man
Johnny boi: Ur mom
Billy: I am internally dying

by WhoWhatAmWeHuh May 23, 2023

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023