Shit and two make eight!

An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.
Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!
by shit&2make8 October 02, 2009
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Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).
Sara likes two in the pink and one in the stink before sex.
by Maxwell December 19, 2003
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Two handed snow mobiler

Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.
by That Raffy Taffy May 03, 2012
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Two-man tea party

When yourself and a partner urinate into your respective cups, switch cups, cheers one another and then proceed to drink one another's hot piss for sexual gratification.
Sally and I felt like getting real greasy last night so we emptied our big gulps in the parking lot and decided to have a two-man tea party right there in the car.
by Buju Bandits February 06, 2012
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two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches
Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard
by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010
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two car pile up

Accidental anal entry during sex that causes the female to shoot forward and head butt a third participant
I pulled back too far and rammed it in Jill's ass she jumped fowatd so fast she and Jen caused a two car pile up.
by Deeznuts617 January 16, 2016
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The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".
"Don't fire on the two by the lorry. We'll have to take them out at the same time. "
by willwall March 30, 2010
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