Turtle

A word used as a replacement for the word awkward.

Chick 1: OMGosh did u hear that fart in class?

Chick 2: Yeah totes. That was soooo turtle.

by Imony October 18, 2011

sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.

Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.

by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015

funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95

Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle

by 333fg March 23, 2023

national ninja turtle day

the day where we applause ninja turtles

Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day

by michaelturtless May 7, 2023

Turtle

A redneck who is obsessed with the infamous moneyminion.

Turtle is obnoxiously obsessed.

by MoneyMinion November 21, 2019