turtle

if thanos was green

the turtle ate the little kids and said, YUM!!

by Thanosboi May 2, 2019

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

turtle ban#3782

a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet

sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months

by samen<3 March 13, 2022

Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014

turtle leaf

A person that acts like a turtle..and a leaf

Dalton sure is a turtle leaf.

by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019

Turtle

Best existence of a creature ever

That guy’s a real turtle

by SoaringBear April 30, 2020

dancing turtle

Axoltol minecraft

that dancing turtle is very not ok

by turtlemangirlbye November 5, 2021