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salad time

it means time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad
jah: aye yo, salad time
jared: finnaly ,i literally waited decades
by gae egg hoe December 21, 2019
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Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.
Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024
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Word salad

When you ask someone a question, and their answer is so many words, mixed together and tossed, by the end of their answer you have no intelligent comprehension of what they have said.
"The internet has a significance in the passage of time. Time passes and its significant. It has significance in the passage of time. As children spend time on the internet its significant. If you spend time in the McDonald's parking lot to do your kids homework, that's a significant passage of time. That's why we will give you free internet and then you can sell your cattle significantly in time" Wow did you hear that speech? What a word salad"
by Bbqgoddess April 4, 2022
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Salad

I love my salad
by Ommanbdhrkavf June 28, 2019
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Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull
by pearsalad December 5, 2023
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Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024
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doo wop salad

a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song
The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.
by Liability Luke July 2, 2022
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