twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake

by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Edu-waffle

The use of trendy and emotive language in educational contexts to convey or describe otherwise normal, expected and mundane occurrences. Often used to virtue signal and gain validation.

Edu-waffle: "What stood out most was the way Paul spoke about putting children at the heart of every decision, and the deep, intentional leadership they've cultivated. High standards, but always deeply relational."

Reality: Paul is fulfilling the basic criteria within his job role.

by MrTeacherMan May 9, 2025

Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House

Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”

by Gspspinone January 11, 2023

waffled his copter

a sexual position!
what a couple does to have fun

she waffled his copter all night long

by dillon dibble July 30, 2007