Someone who's being a ditsy bitch
by xSunn April 30, 2016
Get the Twat Wafflemug. Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
Get the waffle-ironmug. In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
Get the The Waffle House Theorymug. A vagina that is shriveled up and looks like a defrosted waffle in other words a dirty ass nasty lookin pussy
by Stankdaddy23 May 2, 2018
Get the Twat wafflemug. by Unknownwaffle July 9, 2020
Get the Gold wafflemug. When you're doing a dude from behind, his face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn him around, and come on his face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.
by Bdogthecrip June 18, 2021
Get the Gaytime Wafflesmug.