by yoyocumboy July 15, 2025

by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021

“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
by Gorl.com February 2, 2023

In the United States, biscuits are a fluffy, often round, pastry that's served as a breakfast staple or dinner side. British "biscuits," on the other hand, are what we Yanks call cookies. It's easy to see how some people can confuse a biscuit with a scone and vice versa.
by Anonymous Desserts December 12, 2023

A Sweet Biscuit is the whitest white boy you know. He will often try to argue that you are whiter but really hes still just a white light snowflake.
by Pinkwolf May 13, 2021

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit
To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.
I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.
After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.
After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
by ukahaylee September 19, 2016

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
by Fuck piss May 5, 2024
