arse- water

It is piss like shit

'Damn i've got the runs'

by karwin March 27, 2003

toast on the water

When a friend has run out of luck with a job, relationship or just life in general, they are floating along like toast on the water. Their situation, the toast, is now becoming soggy and tearing apart by the waves. Now they are waiting to sink to the bottom and become fish bait. Their only hope is to be picked up by a sea gull to have the misery swiftly ended.

He is toast on the water after losing his job.

She is toast on the water now that he won't pay the credit card bill.

If our team can't score, this game is toast on the water.

by MountainAggie August 29, 2014

illegal water

What water is called inside a mariner classroom.

To cop came to the marriner classroom and searched for illegal water.

by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005

Water Packing

The act of putting your bare asshole up to a hot tub water jet so the water sprays into your crack and packs your shit. You will then have the shits for the next week, or day.

Ted: That felt amazing.
Walter: What?
Ted: I just water packed.
Walter: You went water packing?
Ted: Yes.

by Mark Merno October 22, 2011

Water wise

A form of water conservation; usually by the means of sharing a shower. Usually used in a sarcastic or joking manner, but can be meant seriously too.

Two guy friends jokingly say they are going to get water wise after a football game/practice

Jill may ask her boyfriend in a sexual manner to join her in going green and get water wise

by Luke's Lady November 25, 2009

water buffalo

another word for orgasm

Kimothy had 8 water buffalos last night

by Kimothy November 30, 2004

Ice Water

A bad ass mother fucker that doesn't cop out when the heats all about. When it's time to get 3-D, Ice Water is your man. He is not a slave to physics, but he has been known to throw a lawn chair or two. A living legend at The Pontiac in Chicago and also the Buzzard Beach in Kansas City. If you see him, DO NOT APPROACH! He will attack.

Here comes Ice Water, everyone hide your jewelery!

by meatballs June 13, 2008