cincinnati snow plow

When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally

Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.

by Chody pokes January 7, 2023

Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

spaghetti snow

spaghetti snow just a more swaggtastic way of saying -you already know.

you spaghetti snow ya boy fresh k be baggin them bitches

by fresh k1993 November 29, 2009

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017

Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass

"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"

by trdbear March 18, 2023

Snowing

Nutting and or rubbing smegma on a surface or human.

I'm snowing on you!

by Ortis Barash April 25, 2025

Ice Or Snow

The game where you see a white object during the winter time and kick it. If it explodes, it was snow. If you end up with a few broken toes, it was ice.

Person 1 - Ice or Snow?
Person 2 - Gotta be snow!
Person 1 - (Kicks ice and proceeds to break toes)
Person 2 - Aw man, that was ice! Better luck next time!

by sickeroni inventor February 19, 2023