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selfish snow-sweeping

Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.
I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.
"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"
by Kinky addicts. December 22, 2020
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Palauan Snow Plow

When a man ejaculates just outside of a woman's vagina, then proceeds to plow his penis swiftly and unexpectedly into her vagina, pushing the cum inside. May result in injury upon both ends.
"Dave, Sarah's in the hospital!"
"Yeah, John gave her a Palauan Snow Plow last night."
by Skinny_Bones December 1, 2019
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Snow Peashooter

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that shoots slowing peas at Zombies which can decelerate the movement speed of the affected Zombie, but also deals the same exact damage as a Peashooter.
"One Snow Peashooter on every lane + 2 Repeaters worth on 2 coluums = The best way to beating the easy levels in Plants vs. Zombies."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Jeremy Snow

That one kid in your seventh grade class that is alittle small but has very swagy skechers and with walmart clothing
"Yo its Jeremy Snow that kid with skechers!"
by Jeremy Snow September 7, 2016
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delaware snow cheese

If your names Andrew Wilson and you have rotten cheese dick and snort Cocaine
I know Delaware snow cheese, you don't wanna put that in your mouth.
by HorrorQueen81282 January 24, 2022
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Snow cone

When an uncut man is about to cum and you put your hand over it and it fills up the foreskin.
That latino guy is so hot I wanna see his snow cone tonight!
by yeaummwhat September 23, 2023
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