When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.
Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"
Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
punch me in the fucking face
Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
punch me in the fucking face
by eliotores October 20, 2010
Get the punch me in the fucking facemug. by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011
Get the Punch the clown upside downmug. tr.v.
1. To punch above your weight
(a) It's so much easier to punch above your weight in a foreign country when you have an accent.
v.b.
2. How is it that Maynzie consistently punches above his weight?
1. To punch above your weight
(a) It's so much easier to punch above your weight in a foreign country when you have an accent.
v.b.
2. How is it that Maynzie consistently punches above his weight?
by Melbourne696969 April 20, 2013
Get the Punch above your weightmug. Phrase by American YouTube personality, Jenna Marbles
This is something, of many other weird things she would rather do, then clean her VERY messy bedroom.
To cover her face in Chilli, and punch a box of noodles into the air! :)
This is something, of many other weird things she would rather do, then clean her VERY messy bedroom.
To cover her face in Chilli, and punch a box of noodles into the air! :)
"Peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face!"
"Chilli face!"
"Chilli face noodle PUNCH!"
1st Girl: "Look at my t shirt dude!"
2nd Girl: "Awesome!"
Together: "Chilli face noodle PUNCH!" *fist in the air*
"Chilli face!"
"Chilli face noodle PUNCH!"
1st Girl: "Look at my t shirt dude!"
2nd Girl: "Awesome!"
Together: "Chilli face noodle PUNCH!" *fist in the air*
by Loulabell March 24, 2012
Get the Chilli Face Noodle Punch!mug. "tongue punching the fart box" -Another term for giving a "rim job"; or licking the anus of another person
tongue punching the fart box:
Dude you should've seen me "tongue punching the fart box" of this chick the other day. It was Dank. Until Modern Marvels came on, then we just watched that.
That's rad bro, I love Modern Marvels.
Dude you should've seen me "tongue punching the fart box" of this chick the other day. It was Dank. Until Modern Marvels came on, then we just watched that.
That's rad bro, I love Modern Marvels.
by shmegmanaut March 22, 2011
Get the tongue punching the fart boxmug. When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.
Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.
by aretegroup July 30, 2019
Get the punch line cock blockmug. Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.
If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.
Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.
Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
Get the Tongue punching spooky fartersmug.