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sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
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sorry for the long post here's a potato
by Halidad January 28, 2017
mugGet the sorry for the long post here's a potatomug.

Potato

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."
by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

potato white girl

a white woman that has no strongly defining features, also known as "easy to draw." they also happen to love potato salad
Person A: "I always forget what Sarah looks like..."

Person B: "Yeah, she's a potato white girl duhhh"
by catunding February 23, 2025
mugGet the potato white girlmug.

Sweet potato

A sweet potato is not just a root vegetable or whatever those things are called. A sweet potato is a person, someone in the group-chat on snapchat called: *sweet potato emoji* We've gone too far *sweet potato emoji*. We must accept all sweet potatoes and if you are one, please email: sweetpotato.personacceptance@gmail.com
Wow she's a sweet potato! We must accept her!
by jfmedlp12 December 15, 2020
mugGet the Sweet potatomug.

POTATO

Jeane needs to calm down, she's being such potato.
by Klkenney July 18, 2016
mugGet the POTATOmug.

potatoism

Potatoism is the newest religion which originates somewhere in Tajikistani mountains, not sure tbh
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)
Gay 1 : hey bro have u seen this new shit called potatoism?
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead
by TheWok January 14, 2022
mugGet the potatoismmug.

Potato

The most bootiful being on da planet earth it is god. We worship potato don’t mess with da potato god
Potato god: bow down peasants as I rule the world!
by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

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