Man Poo

Man Poo is a drunk-like persona a person can possibly have while completely smashed.

this person will sing songs from the 30's to 70's and act as if they are really recent. they will also do crazy things eg. Skateboard nude while drunk, or do a handstand against a wall, pass out... but stay in handstand position.

Jamie: woa wtf is with Bob?
Adam: whats he doing?
Jamie: he's singing Christmas carols... in July?!
Adam: ha! bob is such a Man Poo!
Jamie: yea... he sure is.

by Mathew Iron Pants February 15, 2009

Pot poo

The sticky, resinous skid mark left on your lip by the end on a good joint.

That's a big chunk of pot poo on your lip there buddie.

by Creativecaveman August 16, 2018

Farty Poo

When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL

Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.

by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017

Pregsy Poo

A man who is under 5' tall and has a 43" waste, with a bulging stomache.

Man does he look Pregsy Poo, he looks like he has a baby in there!

by TheGoldNaster October 21, 2011

Roadie poo

Screwed up discarded duct tape littered around the stage by particularly messy roadies. Health and safety out of the window.

Alfred: Whoever set this stage up is a slob, there's roadie poo everywhere.

Napoleon: Yeah somebody's going to slip

by megaWave September 9, 2011

Payed Poo

When someone takes a big shit whilst at work, Therefore they are on paid time and getting paid to poop.

Right... im off to take a payed poo

by Sambophile November 6, 2015

Poo rockets

Poo rockets is when you have Diarrhoea and you're sitting on the toilet when all your poo is rocketing towards the toilet.

Lilly was dealing with many poo rockets while she was on the toilet.

by Hi_its_Eva January 5, 2017