When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"
I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.
by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017
Get the Apple Pie momentmug. when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie
Man 2: You sick fuck.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie
Man 2: You sick fuck.
by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019
Get the chocolate moose piemug. The complete opposite of Strawberry Shortcake. Can refer to food that looks good but is really nasty.
by bonelesspizza January 25, 2017
Get the Tomato Tall Piemug. I pick up this hot young girl in Singapore and was fucking her nice sweet pussy. I shot my cum I to her tight pussy. As I withdrew. I saw my cum dripping from her sweet puy. Making a Singapore Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022
Get the Singapore cream piemug. by Pseupseudeo February 11, 2022
Get the Blueberry and creme piemug. when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.
Man 2: You sick fuck.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.
Man 2: You sick fuck.
by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019
Get the chocolate mousse piemug. A pie in which you stick a plastic horse or pony figurine to celebrate a friend's birthday. Especially used if the figurine is Pinky Pie or is wearing a party hat.
We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!
by Harmonyprincess April 23, 2022
Get the party pony piemug.