No simp day

On the 4th of November no boy who is 14 names jaykay ahem I mean name is unknown has to stop dumping and come back to the boys

Jaykay oh shit I Mean boy stop dumping and come back to the boys it’s no simp day cunt

by Non simp day October 3, 2020

Artist's Day

When you take an epic shit and it smears the toilet in a decorative fashion for all to see and admire your work.

I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!

by Chateau64 July 25, 2018

Gooch Days

The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.

These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30

by Carterto December 30, 2011

milf day

milf day june 19th

emma: hey it’s milf day today

david: heard ur mom was a milf

by juicywetfart April 7, 2021

Day 69

February 28th, 2 weeks after valentines, the celebration of optional fertility, where sexual partners do position 69.

You celebrate day 69 by doing position 69?

by KawaiDesuendou January 1, 2020

Mamba Day

A day where we celebrate the death of the legend Kobe Bryant and that he will always be in our hearts.

Today is Mamba Day

by Cavitus Killgore February 1, 2020

Darcy Day

October 7th is a national holiday in which we celebrate best villain and overall character everrrr Darcy Wu!!

"What's today again? October 7th?"
"Yeah man it's Darcy Day!"

by dars ☆ October 7, 2023