mud

In Hawaii - to defecate, take a dump, etc

Braddah, I'll call you back - I gotta mud.

by poorfool808 May 31, 2018

Alabama mud snake

An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.

Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!

by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022

Mud-duck

A female with bad hygiene, no morals or boundaries, and cheap.

Ghetto, ratchet, trik, etc

Ewww! Jack paid for a mud-duck that was walking down Clark Ave?!

How much?
$15.
Damn what a waste of$15.

Look at those 2 mud-ducks waiting for someone to pull over.
You can't trust mud-ducks. They are scandalous and sneaky.

by gravedigger17 July 15, 2022

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021

Mud

Your best friend, your homie, your bro.
Coined by popular streamer Rakai, when they shot his cameraman with a paintball gun :)

"You good mud?"

by mpurefoy September 8, 2025

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you don't realize you're covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by deefinitelynotcoveredinshit September 17, 2021

mud cricket

A softball team from Maine. Group of people that work hard and play even harder. The North Woods Outlaws bring a lot of the mud cricket out in people at their shows. Just asked them "Doesn't matter the time of day you can hear them all chirp a mile away" -NWO

The mudcrickets were playing and the crowd was going chirp chirp!! "She ain't a hoe, she just a mud cricket" - NWO

by Ardnekk August 31, 2022