MONKEY THUMPER

Used to descibe a firearm carried by police officers.

Cop 1: We're issused the Smith and Wesson 4006 pistol.

Cop 2: Wow! That's a nice monkey thumper.

by The Real Malice August 12, 2006

ihop monkey

families that hang out with eachother and their children are best friends and their children may date.

Jerry: did you hear the Lee's and the Heron's are hanging out tonight?
Maya: yeah.
Jerry: they are such ihop monkeys.

by MMMMMMM I'm luvin it June 18, 2009

cracker monkey

Used to insult a white person especially when they're being a bigot.

Hey you cracker monkey, get out of here.

by Rico the Hispanic September 20, 2009

Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.

Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011

French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

by KikiC December 20, 2010

Monkey Joe

Racial slang for a rude under privileged black child without manors or common sense due to being brought up in a broken home in the ghetto.

Chis, "look at that Monkey Joe pushing kids around to get to the front of the line at the bounce house".
Brian "Just another another typical rude ghetto baby without manors flipping out for attention".

by LNB Hater December 24, 2010

anger monkeys

The tiny invisible monkeys that sit on your shoulder during times of rage.

When Leighs flight was cancelled the anger monkeys came out.

by JLRR February 5, 2007