john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019

john capone

John Capone is one of the best people you will ever meet, they are good at everything he does, they're usually over 6 foot tall and has a 10 inch dick, they make every girl fall in love with them and will seduce them in a matter of minutes.

Girl 1: That boy is so hot

Girl 2: He makes me so horny

Girl 3: That's a John Capone

by MyNameIsBillCosby May 15, 2018

Meghan John

an amazing person and is very loyal to her friends usually a blonde and on the shorter side.

"look it's Meghan John"
"she's amazing"

by Cardinal177 May 25, 2018

john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.

If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"

by TheEradicator May 28, 2018

John booker

A guy who smokes a lotta doinks

Yo you here about that guy who got an STD at 15

Yea that’s a John booker right there

by Samsmith69 April 21, 2018

john milkman

The milkman

Wheres John Milkman?

by Vexx_Beats January 4, 2018

john f

A person who is really good at basketball and and can be a douchebag when he wants to be

that guy is breaking up with her that a real john f

by james the boss 1234567890 May 1, 2018