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Hanky Wank 

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
Hanky Wank by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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Honeycomb 

Honeycomb (rap term) is the name given for a word, anyword, used in a rap song just cause it "sounded cool and worked"
A: "cereal" why would you add that in bro?

B: Idk it just sounded cool
A: Man... you and your honeycomb words.
Honeycomb by HexTrinity March 1, 2024

Honeyboy 

An effeminate man. A slur used towards homosexual men in the 1960’s
Look at Emre. He’s such a honeyboy
Honeyboy by godfather383846363 March 12, 2024

Honey Uncle 

A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.
That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.
Honey Uncle by Repterra March 24, 2024

Honey Uncle 

(Noun) A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.
That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.
Honey Uncle by Repterra March 24, 2024

Honey Bunches of Oats 

A gay person who is stereotypically straight
You're gay, but you look so fricking straight tho? Oh you must be a honey bunches of oats.

Honey blumpkin 

A blumpkin given in a porta potty (aka Honey bucket)
The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
Honey blumpkin by JazzyJen April 11, 2024