A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
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Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."
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"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.
There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.
There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.
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