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Now That I have Your Attention

A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
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Where have you been ?

A question asked by a female voice in your head whenever you enter a cafe shop and a guy says "ah you are back"
Voice in le head : Where have you been ?, been searching all along, came facing twilight on and on
by Omin,the_definer October 28, 2023
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This one's sanity must have already crumbled

A quote from the Ignition union fighters trying to intimidate Akira In the 2021 Roblox Game "Deepwoken".

This quote is often used by Deepwoken players to express how insane someone is.
Person 1: (Says random insane shit)
Person 2: This one's sanity must have already crumbled.
by arpy. November 2, 2023
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National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th
Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…
by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022
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have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...
Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*
by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014
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Do u have r stopid

A language of the gods, that we still don't understand
Subject A: lel u stopid
Subject B: ur an idit
Subject A: do u have r stopid
Subject B: o shit
Subject B : *literally fucking dies*
by YourLocalNippleTwister December 16, 2018
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