The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
Get the Post Dump Claritymug. When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut
Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up
by The blumper May 8, 2025
Get the Blump and Dumpmug. (noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump
Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
Get the dump-clothesmug. (Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.
Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?
Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?
Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
Get the dump-clothesmug. It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
by GardenGateKeeper April 17, 2016
Get the static dumpmug. The act of having sexual
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.
What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?
Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.
Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.
by Madhog April 23, 2020
Get the Dump and burnmug. An either highly openly gay male or a straight female known far and wide for being a slut who loves having anal sex.
Idiot A: Sorry I'm late bro, making a deposit at the cum dump
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
Get the Cum dumpmug.