Hand Clown

A person who gives free hand jobs for sport

There’s a Hand Clown at the bar that shows up at 1AM her name is Rhonda

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

Clowning

When you think somebody is going to do something but turns out they don't do that thing

I am clowning for Reputation (Taylor's Version) today

by REP(TV)???? March 13, 2025

Clown

Haley Marie Morales.

Haley morales is a clown because she bullied a fan to the point of suicide, when she apologised she ended up making it all about her and then deleted it and got her nails done.

by Cherry Slurpee August 2, 2019

Russian clown

a child molester from Russia

Demetre i told you if you take them, they will come for you! you Russian clown

by Rocheman4280 October 11, 2025

Clown

Also known as Grady Curry, this person can not pull a girl to save his life, even though he is a massive simp. He manages to lose friendships over his lack of social skills.

This clown managed to ruin his whole relationship with Ava Mansure.

by simpboy1 January 31, 2020

Clown

My ex boyfriend

Friend: OMG isn't that your ex boyfriend

Me: Leave him he's such a clown
Friend; Periodt 💯

by Flaminghotpotatoes July 27, 2020

Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.

My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.

by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020