a toilet roll tube with as many joints stuck into it as you can afford/roll/fit into it. one hand placed over the end acts as a "clutch"
by tumbleweed_t.a. September 29, 2005
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by Jennie G April 8, 2008
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by Mr_Sancho July 17, 2016
Get the Birthday Cake mug.The kind of fart someone achieves when they are a complete fat ass who eats cakes all day, this is usually detected in the bathroom. You can tell just by the tangy smell and unusual odor that the person consumes extremely high amounts of sugar. You can't quite put your finger on it, but you just know they sit there eating cakes all day, almost no vegetables, and very little protein.
"Damn it smells like straight cake farts in here! What the hell have you been eating all day? Ice cream and twinkies??"
by Pecos Pete Partitions August 8, 2019
Get the Cake Farts mug.Is when you pull you dick out of the asshole after you nutted inside, and the tan substance around his hole looks like baking batter.
So you gonna rim my hole? Hell nah trade, not after I just nutted in your cakes, you got cake batter dirty bitch!!
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Get the Hoe Cake mug.Your cake ill beat the fuck out of you. You rather cake it up with your girl then chill with us to blow an L.
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