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bummed in the gob

Ass to mouth ATM. Riotous and somewhat disgusting behaviour among close friends and loved ones.
Evolved from Tea bagging
My poor mate rossclot was 'bummed in the gob' by my other mate stu, whilst the chap slept.
This involes the former removing his trousers and placing his anus upon the latters nose. Highly amusing and dangerous if the said victim arouses from a state of unconsiousness.
by Adzrhys1 September 3, 2007
mugGet the bummed in the gobmug.

Bum Cum Dribble

when a person has anal sex and when he ejaculates it dribbles down to her vagina
Dufwace:Arghh dude you were conceived by bum cum dribble
by MARK BANNER March 31, 2009
mugGet the Bum Cum Dribblemug.

Finger bum wank

This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.

It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.

It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"

Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"

Or

Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"

Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
by FessSquad June 1, 2022
mugGet the Finger bum wankmug.

Little Baby Bum

A YouTube channel that makes shitty animations for kids, some folk say that Jimmy was drunk one night and couldn't think of a channel name, so the motherfucker named it Little Baby Bum.
Karen: Little Baby Bum killed my child, don't vaccinate your children.
by mnmseminem May 17, 2020
mugGet the Little Baby Bummug.

East Bum Fuck

being located very far away from anything.
Holy shit we are way out in east bum fuck.
by Lancerbean March 13, 2004
mugGet the East Bum Fuckmug.

Bum Ass Nigga

pronounced: bum/ass/nig-uh
1. adj. One who is doing nothing with their life.

2. noun. Gerado
Gerardo is a bum ass nigga for going out with Liz. Considering he used to talk mad shit about her and the fact that she's allergic to latex. =
by JaCc Hoff August 14, 2008
mugGet the Bum Ass Niggamug.

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.
My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.
by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005
mugGet the Spunky bum trumpetmug.

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