To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
by MARK BANNER November 18, 2008
A YouTube channel that makes shitty animations for kids, some folk say that Jimmy was drunk one night and couldn't think of a channel name, so the motherfucker named it Little Baby Bum.
by mnmseminem May 17, 2020
This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
by FessSquad June 01, 2022
by Lancerbean March 13, 2004
Gerardo is a bum ass nigga for going out with Liz. Considering he used to talk mad shit about her and the fact that she's allergic to latex. =
by JaCc Hoff July 19, 2008
by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005