Deshaun: Deshawn: I was about to get with this chanquia and then my parents walked in
Matt: Chanquias are gross thats a major step down from even ayako. Were u curunk.
Deshaun: I kno but it was still a boner kill, and i wasnt crunk
Matt: Chanquias are gross thats a major step down from even ayako. Were u curunk.
Deshaun: I kno but it was still a boner kill, and i wasnt crunk
by Deshaun Thomas March 7, 2006
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Get the Dumb Boner mug.A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!
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Get the Boner-Shrinker mug.My little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a fucking PONY BONER all goddamn day!
by Cesar X. Figueroa September 26, 2005
Get the Pony Boner mug.A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or rubbing around your junk would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning urinations usually include urine flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is penis boogers (eye boogers, but in your man hole).
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woman 2: whats a titty boner?
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