by Agent Buckwald July 30, 2004
Get the Bitch Fistmug. Someone who doesn't care what other people think. They are free to do what they want, how they want, and whenever they want regardless of what others think.
Matt: Hey did you see what Lady GaGa wore at that awards show last night?
Kim: Yeah, I love her!
Matt: Why?
Kim: She's a free bitch, baby!
Kim: Yeah, I love her!
Matt: Why?
Kim: She's a free bitch, baby!
by hctib eerf May 15, 2010
Get the free bitchmug. A female who victimizes people around her by using her evil thoughts and ideas to manifest misery around her because she feels better when others suffer.
by Dabosss May 17, 2009
Get the Fucking Bitchmug. Dude: Man, I saved up $50,000 for that new plama, only to find out that they don't sell it anymore.
Chick: Ain't that a bitch!
Chick: Ain't that a bitch!
by Spontania April 27, 2008
Get the ain't that a bitchmug. Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
Example:
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
by Briefs July 30, 2008
Get the bitch pleasemug. by freshhaze July 14, 2006
Get the bird bitchmug.